Are there other towns that have now sent their Skateboarders to Berkeley?
I only get a few hours to skate a week, and what's an older, fat, balding guy like me to do when there's a bunch of little rug rats skating right in front of him, every one of which would send him into a lifetime of shame and guilt, should he run one of them over? Not to mention the beating I would suffer at the hands of their parents afterward! And rightly so!
Oh, they're not afraid of me, I'm afraid of them. "Hey old man, you better get the eff out of my way, or I'll run your #@$% over!" one of them once told me. "And your dad was who??? Son of Sam???" I should have asked him!
